Honesty is Virtue

This blogg is for American Idol fans, and Simon Cowel fans. It is also for the ages of anywhere between six and thirty five.

This is a conversation between me and Simon Cowel. Remember when reading this, picture his English accent... it sounds more believable.



M: Simon, you need to stop being a prick to all those Idols in the making!



SC: No, I completely disagree. Constructive criticism is essential for improvement.



M: Yeah, but don't you think your a bit harsh on them?

SC: Not at all. I think you have to jugde everything based on your personal taste. If that means being critical, then so be it.

M: Yeah, but some of your comments are even threatening.

SC: Like what? When i said i was gonna reach out for a hook if the person did not shut up. I literally meant every word of that. They were horrible, one of the worst singers i've heard in my life.

M: (Laughing and a bit nervous) I just think that you are too harsh. Some people probably want to go home and like kill themselves ha-ha.

SC: Yes well, some of them are just absolutely desperate for time on air and should realize that they have just invented a new form of torture for the audience.

M: Thank God your a judge for American Idol and not Canadian. Maybe i still have a chance.

SC: Yeah well, i highly doubt that. Don't get your hopes up.

M: (Laughing and ignoring his comment) You're so rude!

SC: I not rude, i am just honest.

M: Honesty is a virtue, I guess...

SC: Exactly. Don't you think its unfair that i have to put up with complete idiots? There's only so much punishment a human can take, and i cannot take anymore. If you suck, i will tell you.

M: You are too much.